Thanks SUV Driver
0 comment Tuesday, September 16, 2014 |
I really appreciate how your rear-wheel drive monstrosity, your hideous statement about your place in the social food chain, nearly puked greyish-brown sludge all over me.
Please tell me you see the irony in this whole situation. I can picture you at the dealership debating the merits of owning an SUV, chief among them being that you would have traction in the snow. You have to understand how much it made me laugh when you couldn't even accelerate from a stop at the light. I mean come on, that shit is hilarious!
In summation, I will now not be stopping behind you at stop lights. I'll be sure to do what I did today and stop far back and to your right.
good work dude(tte). You are awesome.

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