Adherence to a Vanity Plate
0 comment Thursday, September 4, 2014 |
I was riding through Cheeseman park the other day when I came upon a truck driving SOOOO slow. People jog faster than he was going. My first thought was, "What the hell is this guy doing going so slow?" I couldn't wait to get around this guy. Then I read his license plate.

I started laughing when I realized I was getting upset, just like cars do at slow moving bikes. The tables have finally turned. Bikes getting pissed that cars are holding them up.
Instead of melowing out, I should have yelled "HOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!" and then I buzzed him yelling "VROOOOOOOOOOOM" to let him know who owns the road.